2,880 Minutes Plus Some Change
*Cute picture is of my precious boys doing what was in their control...visiting the office of Sen. John McCain in 2015 to tell his staffers all about pediatric melanoma. Back when we were kinder to each other. A little over 2,880 minutes ago I got a last-minute call to sub in 8th grade math for half a day. It was the kids' first day with metal detectors and they were really made that they felt criminalized for bringing Bath and Body Works fragranced body mist with them. Sorry, I should explain. The machine mistakes it for vape. The machine thinks that "Twisted Mango Lagoon" is for vaping and the girls appalled. I tried to talk them down but I got a little frazzled by everyone coming in after I'd normally take attendance and, well, I forgot to do their homeroom socio-emotional learning assignment. Four hundred and twenty minutes later I was backstage at the school talent show dress rehearsal pinning the straps on lederhosen and sending boys back to the dressing room b...